I hope everyone was able to get out and buy their tampons for the Tampon Turkey Centerpiece. My friend Erin, the Queen of Spain, was concerned that there would not be enough tampons left in the stores, due to the high demand for tampax Turkey Centerpieces.
Unfortunately, the Queen’s husband nixed the Tampon Turkey craft idea. Something about it being in poor taste, offensive to the extended family members. Can you imagine? The man is clearly not from Wichita.