HELL-O-WEEN is over. Your kids have hidden their candy from you and your husband. The drama of the class party or the costume is over.

It’s time to prepare yourself for the HOLIDAYS. Since this blog is called White Trash Mom, you know that during Halloween you get to see Tampon Ghosts and other tampons of terror. To prepare all of you for the holidays with your dysfunctional family, I give you The Dysfunctional Family Holiday Letter Generator.

Back by popular demand. The holiday letter you wish you could write. This picture is from Cute Overload and FourFour.com. I dare you not to laugh.