No Party Barn Tees to Pick Up

by whitetrashmom on May 7, 2008

in Books, WhiteTrashMomHandbook, blog, mom

I can’t believe I broke one of the MAJOR WTM rules when I picked up the kids from school today.  I wore my WT Mom uniform that I wear here at the WTM ranch to school pick up.

Dig if you will, the picture:
Me in my "Party Barn" t-shirt (GET IT IN YOUR CAR…AT THE PARTY BARN)
Flip flops with very trashy toe nails showing
Sweat pants

I worked on a big project yesterday and I ran late to pick up.  I had to  run out of the house, got to school and remembered that I was wearing a screaming WT tee that would cause the Muffia to talk to weeks.  Party Barn is the official Drive Thru Liquor store of choice when I go to my favorite town, Austin Texas.  All the cool WT people hang out there.

Normally if I am wearing tell tale signs of real WT Motherhood at school, I try to lurk over and get Kate and leave.  But yesterday there was NO LURKING as I had not a jacket to cover up with or anything.  So I did the next best thing….I HONKED MY HORN (tres WT) so that my daughter Kate and her pal Maddie could see me.

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{ 1 comment }

jenny May 7, 2008 at 7:35 am

The Muffia! OMIGOD I just spit coffee allover my monitor. How have I never heard that before? That is awesome. And so, so true.

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