Did you read about this? Just another daily dose of Trashy Celebrity. Lindsay Lohan shows up in all kinds of pictures wearing someone else’s missing fur coat!
She had been at a private birthday party where the "victim" had deposited her coat in a public bin. Never mind the idiocy of placing an elegant fur coat worth thousands of dollars in a "bin". The woman went to leave the party after about an hour, and her coat had disappeared. Naturally, so had Miss Lohan. When the woman with the missing coat later found pictures online and in a magazine of Lindsay wearing her special coat, she contacted her lawyer, and the rest is history. The lawyer contacted Lohan’s attorney, and the rest is history. The coat magically reappeared within hours. Now, the woman, Masha Markova, is suing Lohan for $10,000 and an apology.
First of all, no matter what your position on wearing fur is…
- Didn’t Lindsay just recently speak out against wearing animals as clothing? Can you say hypocrite?
- Is Lindsay unaware that we consider it improper to take things that don’t belong to us in this country? Perhaps, on the planet "Biatch", from whence she came, this was not a common principle, and we need to indoctrinate her. Perhaps?
- Does Lindsay know that returning said items with skanky stains, tears and permanent odors does not make the situation "OK"?
- Was Lindsay aware that she was stealing a coat from the daughter of a Russian Mafia kingpin (or so I’ve read)?
- Is Lindsay a human being?
- Is there a brain anywhere in that bleached blonde head of hers?
OK, I’m standing by. Let’s hear it.
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Well, thats the lindsay profile that i know..
thanks for the information. Anyway nice to see your blog here… 
Well, thats the lindsay profile that i know..
thanks for the information. Anyway nice to see your blog here… 
Sure we’re all tempted to take off with a fur coat or two once in a while…or is that just me? Bur her heads been so many colors it’s all she can do to be “adequite”.
Perhaps she forgot her waxing appointment and thought she was nekkid?
Maybe it wasn’t actually Lindsay who did it, but her twin sister who was raised by their mother in England. Because those Brits can be a wacky sort.
If not, Lindsay is just an idiot doomed to a “Where are they Now?” VH1 special in about 10 years.
unless she was trashed there’s no way she could have forgotten what coat she wore there…especially since she had come in a black coat.
i’m saddened. she’s a common thief.
no.*
MizFit
*the answer to your final question o’the post
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