Newsflash:
Discovered at the White Trash Mom household: "Moobs" or "Man Boobs" on our Yellow Lab.
The "moobs" were discovered by Miss Minnesota and her partner-in-crime, Mad Maddie, the other day. Max, our faithful (yet dim) Yellow Lab was rolling around on the floor, when Miss Minnesota’s friend Maddie discovered the dog "moob". You can only imagine the squeals and the gross out factor of a man boob for 4th graders.
After I heard the squeals, I checked it out.
There is a giant lump on the dog’s chest that does, in fact, look like a breast. How I haven’t noticed this before is a mystery. Proving once again, that I am truly WT.
Prognosis: Lots of money spent at the vet to remove the "moob". Will update you as the world of white trash turns.
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My Mom’s cat has moobs. It’s sort of a side effect of being neutered and damn spoiled…
My husband gasped when he saw me reading this bc he thought I’d posted a pic of him on my blog (he has no idea what my blog looks like). Too funny. Thanks for scaring the crap out of him. xoxo
eat…ate
whatever.
I have not time for tenses, apparently. :^)
Probably just a lipoma (fatty tumor). Very common in labs and no big deal. My old lab looked like she eat a bowl of hard-boiled eggs…lumpy lumpy lumpy. My current lab has a few too. She’s 12, diabetic and blind..and lumpy, cuz I’m not getting them taken off.
Hope your pooch is feeling better after his moob-ectomy! Keep us updated…
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