There are people that need so much this year and the holidays are the time when we think of others a little more. There are some gifts that are completely worthless.
Here are some gift ideas I found in the SKYMALL catalog. If you are thinking of getting one of these—–GO DIRECTLY TO A CHARITY AND GIVE YOUR MONEY TO THEM INSTEAD. Here is my list of things that you shouldn’t spend money on this holiday!
Personal Alcohol Breath Tester
For only $595.00, you can have your own personal breath tester to see if you’ve had to much alcohol to drink and drive. Call me WT but taking a cab or having someone drive you home if you drink too much seems a lot cheaper. Another thought from this WTM: If you have to buy one of these because you need it, perhaps a visit to AA could do the trick.
UV Scanner for Germs
"Nano UV Disinfection Scanner" for Germ Removal is only $80! What a bargain, huh? You can get the DELUXE model for only $159! Gee, at our house we just wipe off the phones and the stuff with a paper towel and Lysol. We are so WT.
My opinion is this: If you need a UV Scanner for Germ removal, you probably also need a trip to the doctor to get some medication for your OCD. But that’s just my trashy point-of-view.
Giddyup! Excerciser
Did anyone see Urban Cowboy, the 80’s movie? This thing reminds me of the "bull" and is so very scary! At $519 it is a way for people to work out in a way that is, at least in my world, a little bit trashy. Basically, it simulates a bull ride or a whole lot of sex. If you want to save the $500, you could just have sex more with your husband or wife. Save the money and better your marriage!
More on Monday but seriously people—-if you have money enough to buy one of these items, you simply need to give some of your cash AWAY! To someone that truly needs it.
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