Feng Shui Update:
So after being told last week that my house has "the worst Feng Shui she’s seen in 25 years", White Trash Mom has implemented my own version of "Feng Shui". Call it "White Trash Feng Shui", call it "Lazy person’s Feng Shui", I’ve been trying to clear clutter, make the house more peaceful, calm.
The picture you see of the mirror is a BAGWA mirror. I have two near my front porch. People, I live in the Midwest, not Crunchy California—-NO ONE and I mean NO ONE has Bagwa mirrors on their porch. Just one more thing to discuss about our family.
My youngest daughter is horrified and my oldest daughter thinks I’ve gone off the deep end. My husband, also known as "Saint Timothy" takes it all in stride. He wants to know if Feng Shui will make me less grumpy and if it will mean I will want to have sex more often with him. If it’s a thumbs up on the sex, he’s all over it. As if you couldn’t see that response coming from a man, right? Anyway, my laid back husband is fine with it.
I’ve almost killed at least two plants in two weeks. Bad Feng Shui. More to come.
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Try to follow the feng shui tips in a right way and then see the positive changes occuring in your life. Always take assistance from feng shui consultant so that no bad feng shui occurs.
I find Feng Shui interesting. I recently found out that our dogs poop in the relationship sector of our property…the back right hand section of our lot. Trying to fix that one!
I doubt there is enough Feng Shui in the world to keep me from killing plants though. I have a horrible black thumb!
LOL. You are a total Cracker. Loves it!
Is that what the Fung Shui expert asked you to put up, the mirror to ward off bad spirits?
Does that mean you actually cleaned up the mess/clutter in your house, or was this the lazy way of getting out of it? :p
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