I have a dream.
Just because I’m feeling ornery today and because I am already the worst mother in the universe, I give you a special White Trash Mom kind of Halloween craft.
Please don’t try this at school campers.
But in my fantasy world, I would love to whip out a box of light flow Tampex tampons and begin a craft using these Tampons of Terror! Wouldn’t it be GREAT to see the look on the faces of the muffia mommies if you made ghosts for the class using TAMPONS?
I dream of doing this but would never do it to my kids. The fall out from my tampon craft would land on the kids and that is not worth it at all. But on this rainy depressing day, I can dream, can’t I?
Go here to see the details for how to make these excellent and totally WT Halloween ghosts.
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My God… our thoughts they’ll kill us some day.. m already dead laughing
LOL! That is so funny. I think I’m going to ask all my mommy friend’s to make one and hang it from their husbands car rearview mirrow as a “surprise”.
Ah — priceless!
Hey, you can’t be more white trash than Catholic School. Sex with the teachers – what could be worse. I know, I went to both Catholic and public, and nothing is more trashy than the ignorance and bigotry of private school.
I know I’m coming in late to the game…just stumbled across your site for the first time. My daughter currently goes to a private, Catholic kindergarten and I often feel like the “white trash mom”…those snotty little bmw driving moms would FLIP over these…TOO FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh…you have a new subscriber.
OMG, I got a good bit of coffee stuck in my nose when I tried to stop myself from spitting it out in laughter.
This is awesome, love it! LOL, I’m so making some of these deco’s.
OH My Goodness! The things people think up!! Too funny.
After I spewed my coffee all over the keyboard from laughing so hard, my mind went evil on me and I thought of how you could’ve been really bad and showed a “gory” ghost. It would be entirely too gross give details but I’m sure y’all know what I’m talking about.
Me again. Got all my girlfriends hiding their stashes from their kids now. Moo (my 15yr old)has got a couple of girls staying over tonight and first order of business is making these!
If you are interested I got some blog bling yesterday and want to pass it on to you. It’s at my blog.
Thanks again for the school holiday fun!
thank you thank you thank you. now that i have my iud and no longer have use for my tampons…now i know what i can do with them!!
I wonder if my boss would mind if I personalized around my desk for Halloween with some home made decorations….
What a wonderful idea…if only.
I might just give this a try. It will embarrass the crap out of my teenage boys but that will be half the fun!
thanks for the great idea, after menopause i wondered what i would do with my left overs!! only thing is, my friends would not be shocked to see my halloween “bush” decorated w/those
I just sent you an email, THEN I clicked on over here and saw the BAT! LOL what a hoot! I can’t believe you actually sat there all day and created these “treasures” and then took pictures of them. Keep up the great work, girl! We’re countin’ on ya!
*gaffaw* My 15 yr old and I are sitting here cacking ourselves and trying to stop my 8yr old son from seeing the screen.
It is school holidays here in Oz, now I have found the perfect craft for the kids! Gunna email the link to the tampon crafts to my dad and then call him and hear his reaction when he opens it!
Bwwaaaa haa haaa!!
Thanks WTM, you are my hero! I am thinking of making the earrings for Christmas gifts.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I laughed so hard I almost peed myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can you pass up the opportunity to make such an awesomely easy craft? Maybe you should make them for home display.
I do so love the tampon ghosts. I am so glad to let my twisted little fantasy to become part of your twisted little dreamscape. I guess it WOULD be okay to do this…if you are moving to a new school the following week…
OMG! I just spit my drink onto my screen!!
This is the most hysterical thing I have seen!!
I’ll definitely pass this along to a friend who is in charge for providing decorations for her child’s school Halloween carnival. Did I mention it is a private school? Did I mention that it is ia private Catholic school!
LOL!! muwhahahahahahahaha!!
The tampon ghost is almost as good as the booger rosary beads.
Oh that is perfect! I’m too cheap to use my tampons though… they are too darned expensive.
OMG, how I’d LOVE to do this and send ‘em to my daughter’s snobby school!!
I may not be able to work for the next two hours so I can daydream about the horror and aftermath…
:::grin:::
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